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101 Ways to Annoy Your Co-workers!

Many of us are stuck in a cube for most of the day. Why not have some fun with your co-workers. They annoy you day in and day out. Here are 101 ways for you to slowly drive them crazy.

Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”

Staple your reports in the wrong corner

Put tape over the mouse optics

Unplug a co-worker’s monitor

Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask

Turn your earphones up all the way

Burn popcorn in the microwave

“Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge

Turn up the beep volume of the copier

Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier

Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier

Practice beat boxing

Sing show tunes

Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”

Slurp hot coffee during meetings

Walk around the office barefooted

Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon

Misplace peoples pens

Insert a 3.5” disk before they turn on their computer

Glue their mouse to the desk

Leave an open can of tuna in their desk

Make a screenshot of their desktop and use it as their screensaver

Turn up the contrast on their monitor

Talk in a funny accent

Use goofy event sounds for your programs

Chant, “Yeay, I got mail!!” every time you get a new email

Print out a phony pink slip and leave It in their mailbox

Send flowers from one co-worker to another

Start your car remotely when someone walk by it

Insist on people to have a great morning

Leave hole punches all over

Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans

After each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”

Put salt on someone’s mouse pad

Set a password on someone’s screensaver

Carry on a conversation with someone two cubes down

Smirk when a co-worker walks by

Eat half of someone’s lunch

Swap co-worker’s chairs

Fake stomach flu during a meeting and need to abruptly leave three or four times

Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you

Take all the ice out of the community freezer

Listen to comedy tracks and laugh hysterically

Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator

Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection

Flip the left and right mouse button defaults

Take out the ball in the mouse

Eat sunflower seeds

Tell a long story without a point

Tell a co-worker you liked their hair better last week

Anonymously send flowers to a random co-worker

Bring Cheetos for food days

Drag your feet when you walk down the halls

Exclaim your co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom

Eat stinky foods when you have lunch at your desk

Practice drumming on your desk

Use too many paper clips

Fill out your time sheets incorrectly

Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone

Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers

Express your political views at length

Whisper loudly

Come to work sick

Drink the last cup of coffee without making a new pot

Answer your mobile during meetings

Stand over someone while they are on the phone

Sneak up behind someone

Mess with the thermostat

Give everyone a pistol wink when they walk by

Gradually turn down the volume on someone’s phone

Leave unusual print outs on the printer

Throw out other people’s prints

Juggle office supplies

Write all your memos on bright colored paper

Be overly nice to people

Hide whiteboard erasers

Chew gum while talking on the phone

Regularly update everyone on the current weather

Read your emails aloud

Leave the fridge open

Shake up cans of pop in the fridge

Leave fingerprints on the copier glass

Whistle all day long

Wear too much cologne/perfume

Type loudly

Wear bright colored clothes

Give everyone a nickname from a TV show

Do the sneaky walk around the office

Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice

Use the intercom and page yourself

Swap the regular and decaf coffee

Hide the sugar and creamer

Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation

Refer to your garbage can as your in-box

Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices

Throw a bouncy ball in your office

Tell the same story over and over

Imitate regular sounds like a disc drive opening, door slamming or a mouse click

Talk to your monitor as if it was a person

Schedule meetings at 4:00pm

Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you

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